Why Can't Moroccans Play Hockey?
I can just hear the jokes now ....
Why can't Moroccans play hockey?
Because every time they go into a corner, they open a hanoot.
... but they at least made it onto the scoreboard this time! Nor can the Rabat Capitals play the weather card again because the -8 C° temperatures didn't seem to hamper those ice-loving Mexicans from squeaking by with a 12-1 victory. So it's back to the Mega Mall for our gay blades where they can nurse their 0 & 2 record over a nice Coca Light. You have all summer to practice and maybe next season - if you're lucky - Algeria will have a national team too. In the meantime, keep your sticks on the ice.
p.s. Yes, a hanoot is a convenience store & it was a cheap shot. I hang my head in shame. But I could have just as easily made it a telephone boutique.
Why can't Moroccans play hockey?
Because every time they go into a corner, they open a hanoot.
... but they at least made it onto the scoreboard this time! Nor can the Rabat Capitals play the weather card again because the -8 C° temperatures didn't seem to hamper those ice-loving Mexicans from squeaking by with a 12-1 victory. So it's back to the Mega Mall for our gay blades where they can nurse their 0 & 2 record over a nice Coca Light. You have all summer to practice and maybe next season - if you're lucky - Algeria will have a national team too. In the meantime, keep your sticks on the ice.
p.s. Yes, a hanoot is a convenience store & it was a cheap shot. I hang my head in shame. But I could have just as easily made it a telephone boutique.
posted by Cat in Rabat ( كات في الرباط) at 10:42 p.m.
3 Comments:
Gay blades? Not that there's anything wrong with it...
Homosexuality does not officially exist in Morocco.
excellent blog, keep us updated with scores, and if you can get the roster.
And yes you're right there will be ice hockey in algeria soon, as your in rabat could you find me contact info for the team so we can arrange a game.
Karim - generalmanager(at)algeriaicehocky.com
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